Really deep, sentimental conversations brought on by drunkenness »»
Dilemma: Hungry
Solution: Find all the pasta in the kitchen and cook it
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- Me: I found a hair on my boob!
- J: I think I got ya beat though...
- J: I think it's the equivalent of a boob forest.
- *Earlier*
- Me: No one talks to me any more!
- Me: I'll post questions and see if that helps...*posts*
- Me: Oh yay a message!!! *answers message*
- *Now*
- Jess: Oh hey...Mackenzie....the anon you got earlier...yeah, that was me.
- Me: AHHHH I hate youuuuu
- Jess: I just wanted to make you feel better!!
- Me: Awwww I love you.
So tonight my roommate admitted that up until this summer, she had no idea that guys didn’t use toilet paper when they peed…………
Yeah, I laughed forever too.
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“We’re really mean to each other.” -Me
“But in real life we want to have lesbian sex..” -Jess
This is how we introduce ourselves to new friends.
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Us in a nutshell
- Jess: I need tea.
- Me: I need to take my pants off.
- The usual.
Yum.
- Me: This isn't quite as hard as I want it to be....
- Jess: What? The cookie dough?
- *long pause*
- Jess: *screams* THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
“I’m mean….it’s fine”
Stop.
It just so happens that I was looking at my ice cream, preparing to take another bite.
- Me: (sings) Wise men say only fools rush in, but I can't help falling in love with you.
- Jess: Were you singing that to the ice cream?
